In a speech for the New York State Bar, Securities and Exchange
Commission Enforcement Director Robert Khuzami made a joke that for
some might be more telling that it is funny. He stated:
I'm pretty proud of my own 100-day accomplishments. So
how have things changed? Before I joined the Division in March, the
Dow was struggling around 6500 points. Now the Dow is over 9200. So
am I really responsible for a 41% increase in the Dow? I am, and
I'd explain it, but it's very complicated. It involves algorithms,
and calculus, and a black box and other … stuff. Now, when I
ran this speech by my wife, she looked (kind of like some of you
out there) a little incredulous. She said, "you're not claiming
credit for the stock market, are you? While you're at it, are you
also taking credit for the mild hurricane season or the sharp
decrease in lethal shark attacks world-wide." Well I am, and I'd
explain it, but it's very complicated. It involves algorithms, and
calculus, and a black box and other …
stuff.
Many have directly blamed the SEC's lack of enforcement of short
selling rules and other related regulations as major factors in the
stock market collapse. Mr. Khuzami jokes that he fixed it
with "algorithms, and calculus, and a black box and other …
stuff," suggesting what he did to be very complicated. The
joke's suggestion seems to be that what he did was actually not
that complicated.
Indeed, enforcing the rules should be easy standard policy for
the SEC. But in 2005 the SEC was instead in the business of
firing staff who spoke up about the lack of SEC enforcement.
Gary Aguirre testified before Congress that the SEC had a,
"culture of ‘don’t rock the boat,’
the industry does not want ‘boy scouts,’ and if you can
be effective with the SEC through your contacts, that is a very
valuable asset you can bring to the table."
He suggested that the SEC staff was
captured by powerful hedge funds and Wall Street law
firms. In fact, a large number of former SEC staff end up in
high salary firms of which they were former regulators.
Jokes are often funny because they are true. This one
might be funny with an audience at the New York State Bar, but
don't tell this joke to people who have lost their job or
retirement. They probably won't get it.
What's next? Will Timothy Geithner and Ben Bernanke joke
about creating a new bubble?